The Skinny on Men

[laurawood]

Kudos to you steele mama. Most men are as described above.
I have been anti-marriage for a long time now as are most women with common sense. Lucky for us, there are a few with intelligence, insight, and an appreciation for women. It is no longer the good ol' days, you are not doing a woman a favor by marrying her. In a lot of cases it is the other way around.

We are just as capable as any man, if not more so. And a reminder to all-
marriage is FOREVER, it is not disposable like so many other things in our society.

 

[RiverOtter]

 

[TripleB]

Kudos to you steele mama. Most men are as described above.
I have been anti-marriage for a long time now as are most women with common sense. Lucky for us, there are a few with intelligence, insight, and an appreciation for women. It is no longer the good ol' days, you are not doing a woman a favor by marrying her. In a lot of cases it is the other way around.

We are just as capable as any man, if not more so. And a reminder to all-
marriage is FOREVER, it is not disposable like so many other things in our society.

Ah yes...but can you write your name in the snow?

 

[seagrovelover]

MANGO..................."A hard man is good to find" :clap_1: :funn:

 

[laurawood]

sure if i really wanted to . You think I sit on the toilet seat in red bar?:funn:

Its called hover peeing & I am a Pro. Dont get me wrong, I appreciate a good man there just seems to be less and less of them!

 

[Mermaid]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ....Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are likePopcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Let's see. This is how it goes in my house.

Married to a #13 (I swooped down and took him and he never knew what hit 'im.)

Mother to a #8 (what can I say? The kid's a work in progress.)

Daughter to a #2 (at 75 years old I'm sure my mother cuts him a break!)

And #5 is what I'm always running off when they get too close to my daughter. :roll:

 

[Sheila]

Let's see. This is how it goes in my house.

Married to a #13 (I swooped down and took him and he never knew what hit 'im.)

Mother to a #8 (what can I say? The kid's a work in progress.)

Daughter to a #2 (at 75 years old I'm sure my mother cuts him a break!)

And #5 is what I'm always running off when they get too close to my daughter. :roll:

Couldn't have nailed it better myself. Only diffrence is I would be DIL to #2. ;-)

Right on Mermy! :clap_1:

 

[Sheila]

Big whoops! Also the #5 did transform into a wonderful #13 for our daughter.

 

[KISH7374]

Yes, I can cook. I make mean stuffed pork chops, great ribs and good marinated chicken, either in Italian dressing or hawaiian sauce. I also clean up my mess.

 

[steele mama]

Yes, I can cook. I make mean stuffed pork chops, great ribs and good marinated chicken, either in Italian dressing or hawaiian sauce. I also clean up my mess.

Wow, cooks and cleans! You are definitely a #13!