Attention Rednecks!

[Jim Tucker]

The beach IS NOT AN ASHTRAY! Even though it has sand like some of the large pots outside the walmart where you drop your lit cigarettes on the way in, I repeat, the beach IS NOT AN ASHTRAY! Keep your butts off SoWal beaches!

Beer cans and bottle caps should not be left on the beach as a symbol of your beer-consuming prowess.

Peanut shells, although they are organic, are still trash! Do not throw them on the beach (see cigarette instructions above). Same goes for watermelon rinds and other parts of food you won't eat, like chicken bones.

Do not throw trash of any kind outside your moving vehicle, especially lit butts which cause forest fires! Do not throw trash into the back of your pickup truck! It flies out while you are attempting to run bicyclists off the road! Bicyclists have just as much right to the road as you do and they don't leave butts on the beach.

Attention Rednecks! Don't _______________________
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[Santiago]

Are you saying that rednecks shop at Walmart?

 

[Miss Kitty]

Please, stop calling out Rednecks for all bad behavior! The people that litter the beaches are Trash in my book. Might I go out on a limb and say White Trash?

 

[Jdarg]

Please, stop calling out Rednecks for all bad behavior! The people that litter the beaches are Trash in my book. Might I go out on a limb and say White Trash?

Yes, you can. Maybe a little pink after a day of sun.

 

[ASH]

It is truly sad how some folks can be so inconsiderate of the children who must play amongst their lazy arse trash because that is just to far to drag their butt to throw something away properly. :angry::angry:
My wife and I pick up literally bags full of trash nearly every day. I personally will not pick up anything I call biologic. Cigarette butts, food, diapers or bandaids. It is disgusting that it is there in the first place, but I am not going to expose myself to the disease ridden lazy attitude that suck carcinogens into a filter or gnaw on a watermelon rind and drop or bury it so they wouldn't interrupt the atrofying of their aging muscles.

Did anyone else pick up that I might just have a bit of a problem with lazy litterbugs? I think I am sensing something here. Is that attitude?

Sorry.

 

[InletBchDweller]

Please, stop calling out Rednecks for all bad behavior! The people that litter the beaches are Trash in my book. Might I go out on a limb and say White Trash?

Yes, white trash is good or how about just bad humans?

Yes, you can. Maybe a little pink after a day of sun.

 

[scooterbug44]

I am ignoring the trash issue and focusing on the giant #%(# holes.

Especially frustrating is that the mo-fos are digging and leaving them within 50' -100' of the clearly marked loggerhead nest!

My beach routine used to be: read for a while, take a walk, pick up a couple pieces of trash on my way back to the house. Now it is: fill in several holes, read for a while, take a walk, fill in more holes, visualize smacking the person standing waist deep in their hole upside the head w/ their giant shovel, go back to the house before I am too tempted and actually do so! :roll:

 

[ASH]

Beaches looked great again this morning for not having junk out. Now if we can just get those holes filled in before someone makes headlines for falling into one and getting hurt or worse yet, killed.

Please people, bury the hole and let little Jimmy start all over again in the morning. He will be so thrilled that he got to help the turtles and grandma not fall in a hole.

 

[hnooe]

Are you saying that rednecks shop at Walmart?

I represent that!!!!

 

[HenryHawk]

I saw some pampered, tanned, #9 on the scale chic in a new MB 500SL yesterday throw her coke and then a crumpled cigarette pack out of her car at the light at the 'Commons' yesterday. I was so P******* I laid on my horn...she gave me the finger!

She must be one of those high dollar 'REDNECKS' right?

In other words, it's not JUST the rednecks, it's everbody! Smokers (generally speaking) are pretty much inconsiderate folks, using our beautiful beach(es) as an as ashtray is as common as them throwing their butts out of the car window while we are under red flag (fire hazard).

I'm not for more laws, but I feel the LITTERING LAW SHOULD BE ENFORCED and applied to smokers with their nasty cigarettes!

My rant for the day!

Thank you for this post!