Random Rants

[NoHall]

Has anyone we know been giving lessons?

I wish...the SoWal drama queens are funny, at least.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I would like to go back to my job digging holes in the ground now, please. :angry: Teenaged boys are drama queens.

I think WC is full of those creatures. Lots of loud male voices outside. jfunn called to ask what was going on in my hood, just as the ambulance and firetruck were pulling out. She saw a popo on the sidewalk. Mr. K went out on the balcony and said lots of cussing out there. I am this close to calling the authorities. Who are these people and where are the parents?????????

 

[NoHall]

I think WC is full of those creatures. Lots of loud male voices outside. jfunn called to ask what was going on in my hood, just as the ambulance and firetruck were pulling out. She saw a popo on the sidewalk. Mr. K went out on the balcony and said lots of cussing out there. I am this close to calling the authorities. Who are these people and where are the parents?????????

Don't make me come down there and drop 'em. I got 150 pushups out of two kids today without even raising my voice.

 

[scooterbug44]

...........and where are the parents?????????

Welcome to Springbreak 101!

I'd be happy if they just put lights on their bikes and rotated the head before running into the street. How we have avoided massive tragedy with the combo of drunks and people on bikes and dashing into the street is beyond me.

 

[Miss Kitty]

Welcome to Springbreak 101!

I'd be happy if they just put lights on their bikes and rotated the head before running into the street. How we have avoided massive tragedy with the combo of drunks and people on bikes and dashing into the street is beyond me.

I get it. Between these hooligans and the cigarette burn in my quilt, I would be glad if someone cancelled Spring Break! ;-)

OMC...get a load of this email Mr. Kitty jsut received...

From: Mr. Timsey

Dear Sir,

I have a surprise for you!

 

[audie]

those emails are usually never good

 

[Lynnie]

Don't make me come down there and drop 'em. I got 150 pushups out of two kids today without even raising my voice.

I got 3 out of myself!

 

[Matt J]

To the slow moving vehicles,

I'm not riding your ass and honking my horn to show my appreciation for your driving skills. You shouldn't respond by hitting your brakes. That's the wrong pedal. You want the pedal on the far right!

Sincerely,

The lunatic in the truck.

 

[scooterbug44]

To the lunatic tailgating me,

The brake lights mean "quit riding my arse!" Have you noticed I am going even slower since you started honking?
You being impatient and driving in an unsafe manner does not negate the laws of physics. I know you can see the cars/traffic in front of me and it's only going to get worse when you cause a wreck.

Sincerely,

The "slow" car in front of you

P.S. The cigarette whose butt you just flicked out the window was supposed to calm you

 

[Matt J]

To the "slow" car in front of me,

That sign you just passed going 20 mph reads 35 mph. That's not a maximum or a minimum, but more of a suggestion. I realize that you may have never seen a "palm tree" before, or perhaps you drive like this in Atlanta too. I doubt the latter as your car would be much flatter and riddled with bullet holes.

Sincerely,

The smoking lunatic

P.S. 20 mph was your top speed from 395 to Eastern Lake.

P.S.S. This was not repeated honking and swerving, this was a very calm and rational person following at a relatively good distance until grandma's liver spot covered hand came up to point at, yes, another palm tree and in an effort to see it you slammed on your brakes.