Fox Declares American Wins NY Marathon

[poppy]

Andy Borowitz

BorowitzReport.com
Posted: November 1, 2009 12:53 PM

Fox News Reports: American Wins NY Marathon, Kenyan Wins US Presidency

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - The Fox News Channel reported today that an American won the New York marathon and a Kenyan won the U.S. presidency.


But moments after Fox reported that Meb Keflezighi, an American runner, had placed first in the marathon, several conservative activists came forward to question Mr. Keflezighi's status as a U.S. citizen, which he became in 1998.
"Mr. Keflezighi claims that he is a U.S. citizen," said Orly Taitz, leader of the so-called Birthers movement. "However, I have information proving that his citizenship papers were forged by a witch-doctor in a mud-hut in Eritrea."
In a related story, Fox reminded its viewers to turn their clocks back 400 years. More here

 

[Blair]

Andy Borowitz

BorowitzReport.com
Posted: November 1, 2009 12:53 PM

Fox News Reports: American Wins NY Marathon, Kenyan Wins US Presidency

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - The Fox News Channel reported today that an American won the New York marathon and a Kenyan won the U.S. presidency.


But moments after Fox reported that Meb Keflezighi, an American runner, had placed first in the marathon, several conservative activists came forward to question Mr. Keflezighi's status as a U.S. citizen, which he became in 1998.
"Mr. Keflezighi claims that he is a U.S. citizen," said Orly Taitz, leader of the so-called Birthers movement. "However, I have information proving that his citizenship papers were forged by a witch-doctor in a mud-hut in Eritrea."
In a related story, Fox reminded its viewers to turn their clocks back 400 years. More here

Why post this????

No other reason than to stir up the sh$t pot.......

 

[poppy]

Why post this????

No other reason that to stir up the sh$t pot.......

It's called political satire, get over yourself.

 

[Bob]

Why post this????

No other reason than to stir up the sh$t pot.......

so why thank mtlinscomb for the cns post??

 

[Blair]

It's called political satire, get over yourself.

I'm over myself...believe me

calm down....jeez

 

[poppy]

I'm over myself...believe me

calm down....jeez

Do I sound excited? Do I! Do I!

 

[Blair]

so why thank mtlinscomb for the cns post??

Where did I thank him/her????

Sometimes you're better off not saying anything. Try it sometime Bob

 

[Blair]

Do I sound excited? Do I! Do I!

no...insane or crazy maybe.....not excited

 

[Lynnie]

I love the NY Marathon.....and, the Halloween Parade in Greenwich Village, too.......oh, the sights!

 

[LuciferSam]

Why post this????

No other reason than to stir up the sh$t pot.......

It's called sense of humor, get one.