You're screwed, and then you die

[Kurt]

Or is it the other way around?

Screw Coffin | Random Good Stuff

Getting screwed one last time in your life looks like the following patent by Donald Scruggs. Easy, cheap and decorative.

 

[Alicia Leonard]

I thought this was about spider sex. But, I like the coffins.

 

[Douglas the Intrepid]

I believe Kurt has another forum completely dedicated to spider sex that he sends invites out to those he finds worthy. ;-)

 

[Matt J]

The first thing I saw was the first figure and didn't notice the body shape, I thought kurt had just gone off the deep end.

 

[scooterbug44]

How does this work where the ground freezes?

My family can't keep concrete pavers properly placed in the ground next to grass - this just looks like a recipe for disaster.

 

[Matt J]

How does this work where the ground freezes?

My family can't keep concrete pavers properly placed in the ground next to grass - this just looks like a recipe for disaster.

You can only die in the summer.

 

[scooterbug44]

It's the permanent way to keep your selected headstone/duck/fish (WTF?) in place. 1/4 ain't gonna cut it.

Fig. 27 seems to show that you are being buried in a shallow pond?!? The Scooterbug clan tends to prefer non-swamp/marine graveyards.

 

[Bob]

is it still righty tighty in australia?

 

[Teresa]

what ever happened to the ole dramatic burn on a boat pyre floating down the river?

 

[Landlocked]