Forget Dear Abby, ask SGG for advice

[seagrovegirl]

SGG,

I have always struggled trying to understand women. I seem to not really get them. Can you help me understand what makes them tick and why all the drama?

Signed,

Pointless in Point Washington

Dear Pointless:

We don't understand men either. Stop trying to understand and LISTEN. There are more than three words to a sentence. If you listen, then no drama. And to the Drama Queens out there, STOP IT, your giving other women a bad name.

And BobbyJ...you have lived in a household full of women, why the sudden interest to understand them?

 

[seagrovegirl]

Dear SGG,

I have a friend who has a bad habit of throwing up on her dates. What do you recommend for this?

Sincerely,

Ready with a tarp

Dear Ready:

Oh my.....this could get me in trouble, but here goes..............Well better not.

I suggest a body suit, washable of course and what is fed to your friend might a difference. Your friend could use a tutor, do you give lessons?

 

[Matt J]

Dear Ready:

Oh my.....this could get me in trouble, but here goes..............Well better not.

I suggest a body suit, washable of course and what is fed to your friend might a difference. Your friend could use a tutor, do you give lessons?

Dear SGG,

Yes, I do provide lessons. She'll have to provide the banana.

Sincerely,

Non-puker

 

[seagrovegirl]

Dear SGG,

Yes, I do provide lessons. She'll have to provide the banana.

Sincerely,

Non-puker

:rofl: You will have your hands full...trust me.

 

[Crazy K]

:rofl: You will have your hands full...trust me.

 

[seagrovegirl]

Where have you been? Maybe in a Nicorette-less coma???

 

[Crazy K]

Where have you been? Maybe in a Nicorette-less coma???

YEP!!! And eating anything and everything in sight. I'll be 550 lbs by Feb. I miss it terribly!!!! I want my Nicorette back!!!!

 

[seagrovegirl]

Problems? Any problems welcome; in-laws, boyfriend/girlfriend/gayfriend, stupid people....just rant. I am ready.

 

[seagrovegirl]

Come on Kitlit and BobbyJ, this will give you something to do while you are in jail.....

 

[DD]

Let me make my list and I'll get back to ya.