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Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
discovered a nude female, dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Georgia fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The Alabama fan took off his cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some
grumbling, the Auburn fan took off his cap and placed it over her "youth."
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Georgia cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Alabama cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Auburn cap,
replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and
replaced it one last time.
The Auburn fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting
and looking? "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally
when I look under an Auburn hat, I find an ahole
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One day in an elementary school in Knoxville, TN, a teacher asks her class if the Tennessee Volunteers are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The Alabama Crimson Tide "
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tide fan, my mom is a Tide fan, I guess that makes me a Tide fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Tennessee fan."
this one!Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
discovered a nude female, dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Georgia fan took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The Alabama fan took off his cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some
grumbling, the Auburn fan took off his cap and placed it over her "youth."
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Georgia cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Alabama cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Auburn cap,
replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and
replaced it one last time.
The Auburn fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting
and looking? "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally
when I look under an Auburn hat, I find an ahole
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One day in an elementary school in Knoxville, TN, a teacher asks her class if the Tennessee Volunteers are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The Alabama Crimson Tide "
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tide fan, my mom is a Tide fan, I guess that makes me a Tide fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Tennessee fan."
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