Congratulations!

[Miss Kitty]

I'm having a 16 lb. 10 oz. baby boy, and the father is Dick Cheney! Yuk!! Ouch!

DUCK!!!!!

 

[Jdarg]

DUCK!!!!!

He's gotta be shooting blanks.:shock:

 

[Sheila]

He's gotta be shooting blanks.:shock:

Not to mention his lousy aim.

 

[Kurt]

Kurt, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 7 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

Janet Reno

Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?