Is this a date?

[Rita]

Dead on, but the Mona Lisa is outdated and unnecessary already. (When I pulled that, he followed me around like a puppy.) He is a spectacular friend right now, and I haven't had such a loving, unselfish, attentive guy friend in many years. I'm keeping him just for that!

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..This is heartwarming to hear!

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[NoHall]

Love the book gift! Now, when is the first date? The one without guns involved.

Not sure when, but pretty sure we won't be calling anything a "date" for a while...

 

[seagrovegirl]

Ah, the dating/mating dance.

 

[Matt J]

I'm going to inventory my books now that I know you have an old book fetish. My first edition Lord of the Rings better still be there.

 

[NoHall]

I'm going to inventory my books now that I know you have an old book fetish. My first edition Lord of the Rings better still be there.

Don't worry, dear. I don't have a fetish for stolen ones. I like the ones that came to me in their own unique ways.