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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign Reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
They changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
The doctors finally came up with:
"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign Reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council
They changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
The doctors finally came up with:
"Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.
