Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

[scooterbug44]

Found dead handcuffed to water bed; death likely accidental, coroner says.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news/


Couldn't resist, that headline seemed MADE for the lounge!

 

[LuciferSam]

I was ready to blame the bear, but I guess he was put to death a while ago. Of course, I guess bears don't usually kill people in that manner come to think of it.

 

[scooterbug44]

Yes, I was rather disappointed the bear was 1) dead 2) not involved.

 

[ktschris]

I have questions....
What do you suppose a "two piece metal sphere covering his head" was for??
Why would you dress up like that to be alone?
Putting something in your mouth, added a leather mask that zips at the mouth, then a 2 piece metal sphere...that sounded like a good idea?

 

[RiverOtter]

What is this Pulp Fiction?

 

[DuneAHH]

I have questions....
What do you suppose a "two piece metal sphere covering his head" was for??
Why would you dress up like that to be alone?
Putting something in your mouth, added a leather mask that zips at the mouth, then a 2 piece metal sphere...that sounded like a good idea?

I SO hear ya!!!
And I'm certain that Alton Brown would not consider that "something in the mouth" to be anything resembling "Good Eats"!.