Protect your OMB's

[Matt J]

from gun fire and shrapnel.

YouTube - Troops to get Bullet Proof Underwear

 

[LuciferSam]

Saving Ryan's Privates.

 

[MrMentalFitness]

That army dude said, "We're looking to prevent penetration of the genitals..."

Makes sense to put the family jewels in a vault where they can be protected.

There are somethings you don't want to sacrifice for your country if you can find a way around it.

 

[Bob]

how much are these mega haynes?