kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
teller, "I want to open a dam* checking account."
The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir.
I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?"
"Listen up, dam* it. I said I want to open a dam*
checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul
language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no dam* problem," the man says.
I just won $200 million bucks in the dam* lottery and I want to put my
dam* money in this dam* bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitc* giving you a hard time?"
teller, "I want to open a dam* checking account."
The astonished woman replies," I beg your pardon, sir.
I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?"
"Listen up, dam* it. I said I want to open a dam*
checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul
language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no dam* problem," the man says.
I just won $200 million bucks in the dam* lottery and I want to put my
dam* money in this dam* bank."
"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitc* giving you a hard time?"
