Mango
SoWal Insider
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are
realnotes written by parents in a real school district...(spellings have been
left intact.)
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed
out]. :funn:
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had
diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
15. I kept billie home because she had to go christmas
shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse jennifer fo! R missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. [i absolutely love that one!]
19. Please excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was
in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an
sore throat, her brother had a low gra! De fever and ached all over. I
wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education
for our kids.
realnotes written by parents in a real school district...(spellings have been
left intact.)
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by
very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were crossed
out]. :funn:
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had
diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
15. I kept billie home because she had to go christmas
shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
16. Please excuse jennifer fo! R missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. [i absolutely love that one!]
19. Please excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was
in bed with gramps.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever,
sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an
sore throat, her brother had a low gra! De fever and ached all over. I
wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Now we know why parents are screaming for better education
for our kids.
