Thursday Funny

[seagrovelover]

Yeh, been there, done that!!! they can get the runs when teeth are coming in. It really is hard on the little guys

 

[RiverOtter]

Love it

 

[OhioBeachBum]

Here's another: http://www.bsnews.org/articles/56
;-)

 

[Gypsea]

Here's another: http://www.bsnews.org/articles/56
;-)

That's funny.

 

[tamara]

The following is a telephone exchange
> between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in
> Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
> Economic Review:
> > >
> > >
> > > Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
> > >
> > >
> > > Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed
> room-service."
> > >
> > >
> > > RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish
> to oddor sunteen??"
> > >
> > > G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and
> eggs."
> > >
> > >
> > > RS: "Ow July den?"
> > >
> > > G: "What??"
> > >
> > > RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
> > >
> > > G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
> > > Sorry, scrambled please."
> > >
> > > RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
> > >
> > > G: "Crisp will be fine."
> > >
> > > RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
> > >
> > > G: "What?"
> > >
> > > RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
> > >
> > > G: "I don't think so."
> > >
> > > RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
> > >
> > > G: "I feel really bad about this, but I
> don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes'
> means."
> > >
> > > RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan
> toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
> bodder?"
> > >
> > > G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You
> were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
> English muffin will be fine."
> > >
> > > RS: "We bodder?"
> > >
> > > G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
> > >
> > > RS: "Wad?"
> > >
> > > G: "I mean butter...just put it on the
> side."
> > >
> > > RS: "Copy?"
> > >
> > > G: "Excuse me?"
> > >
> > > RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
> > >
> > > G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
> > >
> > > RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease
> baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on
> sigh and copy....rye??"
> > >
> > > G: "Whatever you say."
> > >
> > > RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
> > >
> > > G : "You're very welcome."
> > >
> > >
>
>
>
>

 

[Kurt]

>>>>couldn't make
>>>>>my way
>>>>>through
>>>>that one

 

[Beach Runner]

The following is a telephone exchange
> between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in
> Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East
> Economic Review:

My husband sent me this one. He can totally relate because he's in Asia about one week every month. When we had a home invasion (it was awful!), he was in Tokyo. I called the hotel and asked for his room. Asians have trouble with L's and R's and couldn't understand his name. I asked to speak to someone who spoke English. The operator said, "I speak Engwish." I said, "Apparently not because you can't even understand his name, even when I spell it." She put someone else on the phone, and I finally got through to my husband.

 

[Mermaid]

My husband sent me this one. He can totally relate because he's in Asia about one week every month. When we had a home invasion (it was awful!), he was in Tokyo. I called the hotel and asked for his room. Asians have trouble with L's and R's and couldn't understand his name. I asked to speak to someone who spoke English. The operator said, "I speak Engwish." I said, "Apparently not because you can't even understand his name, even when I spell it." She put someone else on the phone, and I finally got through to my husband.

BR, what's a home invasion? Is that the new terminology for robbery? If so My Condolences! We had one of them--only my handbags were snatched, but I felt so violated. Not to say angry as well, since one was an Italian bag and the other one a Longchamps I bought in Paris.