Thursday funny

[peapod1980]

A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the
> tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men
> have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"
>
> His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a
> poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and
> repeat
> their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup
> that in spite of everything, we survive.
>
> For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake,
> because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in
> the
> lake.
>
> Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was
> born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the
> world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the
>
> life force of our people.
>
> It's very simple and easy to understand.
>
> Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China.

 

[Jdarg]

We used to laugh at some friends whose kids were Indian Guides or Princesses. The dads all had names like "Sleeps on Couch", "Drinks Cold Beer", etc.

 

[Mermaid]

Here's a Catholic kid joke for you.


> ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with
>>>>>> > a loose woman.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Yes, Father it is.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > And who was the woman you were with?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
>>>>>> > reputation.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner
>>>>>> > or later, so you may as well tell me now.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Was it Tina Minetti?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > I cannot say.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Was it Teresa Volpe?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > I'll never tell.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Was it Nina Capeli?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Was it Cathy Piriano?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > My lips are sealed.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > The priest sighs in frustration. You 're very tight
>>>>>> > lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
>>>>>> > attend church services for 4 months.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Now you go and behave yourself.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino
>>>>>> > slides over and whispers
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > What'd you get?
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Four months vacation and five good leads.
>>>>>
>>>>>

 

[Miss Kitty]

Wheeeeeeeee...those were funneeeeeeeee!!

 

[audie]

 

[dbuck]

Good ones.