Landlocked said:
GHOST SEX
A professor at Texas A & M University was
giving a lecture of the
supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience,
he asks, "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90
students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you have seen a
ghost?"
About 40 students
raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost?"
About 15 students
raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
question further...Have
any of you ever made love to a
ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The
professor takes off his
glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no
one has ever claimed to have made love to a
ghost. You've got
to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod
and a grin, and began to make
his way up to the podium. When he reached the
front of the room,
the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what
it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back
thar I thought you said "Goats."
Subject: Happy Halloween
>
> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
> the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>
> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
> the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled
> his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
> remain rational.
>
> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up
> the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>
> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
> He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying
> to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets
> in a tangled pile at his feet.
>
> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
> sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter)
> who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the
> heck is going on here?"
>
> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the s---> out of a ghost"
>
>
>
> Happy Halloween !
