Westboro Baptist Church Picked the Wrong Town to Mess With

[Minnie]

Not saying I promote violence but sometimes you just have to open a can of whipass.

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/a-simple-way-to-stop-westboro-baptist-church-funeral-protesters

 

[sunspotbaby]

hell yeah!

It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out.

A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.

No lawyers. No judges. No counter protests. Just a good old fashioned ass kicking.

 

[Beauty hunter]

I like that.
WBC should stand for WE BRING CONFLICT
cause they certainly don't represent Christ
who is FOR people.
False ambassadors cause that is their fruit- rotten.

O.k., that was a fun read. Go Mississippi!
That's the answer to bully's, stand up to them.
Stand up for yourself.

Bless our soldiers, thank you men and women of America for your sacrifice- it brings tears to my eyes. Thank you for giving my children a free land to live in.
I cannot thank each and every one of you enough.

Good ole can of whipass works wonders doesn't it.
Not my first choice either Minnie, but these people are getting too much air time- like multiple farts.
Time for the air to be clear.

If they don't want to change and become part of the human race,
they should crawl back in the snake hole they came from.

I'll have to work on my stiletto kicks just in case they come visit the good ole boys in s.walton. tee hee
A southern girl will survive...
I'll bring SWGB, poppy, aleo, and kitlit with me...
SWGB in drag for the shock effect
Kitlit can blind'em with her smile
Poppy can use her verbal artillery
Aleo can put on her lipstick in warrior red
I'll play these stiletto's are made for walking(southern belle version) and proceed to walk all over them.
Got that girls and my man?
ok it's a plan
Any other southern girls want to join?
name your weapon- cleavage, big hair, tight jeans, acrylic nails- you name it-we'll do it :Chomp:
As an extra form of torture, we'll tie them up in front of the home shopping channel without any money- that'll teach'em.
no twisty mops for them damnit

 

[LuciferSam]

I like that.
WBC should stand for WE BRING CONFLICT
cause they certainly don't represent Christ
who is FOR people.
False ambassadors cause that is their fruit- rotten.

O.k., that was a fun read. Go Mississippi!
That's the answer to bully's, stand up to them.
Stand up for yourself.

Bless our soldiers, thank you men and women of America for your sacrifice- it brings tears to my eyes. Thank you for giving my children a free land to live in.
I cannot thank each and every one of you enough.

Good ole can of whipass works wonders doesn't it.
Not my first choice either Minnie, but these people are getting too much air time- like multiple farts.
Time for the air to be clear.

If they don't want to change and become part of the human race,
they should crawl back in the snake hole they came from.

I'll have to work on my stiletto kicks just in case they come visit the good ole boys in s.walton. tee hee
A southern girl will survive...
I'll bring SWGB, poppy, aleo, and kitlit with me...
SWGB in drag for the shock effect
Kitlit can blind'em with her smile
Poppy can use her verbal artillery
Aleo can put on her lipstick in warrior red
I'll play these stiletto's are made for walking(southern belle version) and proceed to walk all over them.
Got that girls and my man?
ok it's a plan
Any other southern girls want to join?
name your weapon- cleavage, big hair, tight jeans, acrylic nails- you name it-we'll do it :Chomp:
As an extra form of torture, we'll tie them up in front of the home shopping channel without any money- that'll teach'em.
no twisty mops for them damnit

The only thing is, I think Poppy would be surprised to find out that he's a she. Other than that it sounds like a plan.

 

[Beauty hunter]

I know Poppy is a woman. "My man" was a reference to SWGB- he's still a man even though he's gay... You can come too Sam, just wear a big atheist t-shirt to distract 'em from their venomous plans. Us girls will get'em.
Just having fun being silly

 

[LuciferSam]

I know Poppy is a woman. "My man" was a reference to SWGB- he's still a man even though he's gay... You can come too Sam, just wear a big atheist t-shirt to distract 'em from their venomous plans. Us girls will get'em.
Just having fun being silly

No! I'm saying Poppy is a man. I know that much.

You're right though, who better could taunt fundamentalists than a non-believer.

 

[scooterbug44]

I love it (though I must admit I was a little sad to read the thread and find that there was no WB death toll).

Non-violent and legal countermeasures that can't come back to bite anyone in the arse (except the bar fight.)

Turning off the AC and the hot water heater, declining their credit cards, and fake "detours" or traffic jams are also good techniques.

 

[Beauty hunter]

No! I'm saying Poppy is a man. I know that much.

You're right though, who better could taunt fundamentalists than a non-believer.

Oh I thought Poppy was a woman- oh well, either way, I like Poppy. I thought 30ashopper was a woman for the longest time. I usually associate gender to whatever the name sounds like to me. Thanks for letting me know

 

[LuciferSam]

Oh I thought Poppy was a woman- oh well, either way, I like Poppy. I thought 30ashopper was a woman for the longest time. I usually associate gender to whatever the name sounds like to me. Thanks for letting me know

Poppy, yeah, what's not to like about Poppy, that's for sure.