Alright, now........................

[Mermaid]

Between swills of beer

That's our kind of granny.

 

[Allifunn]

Hey Wenches!! I made it to Lousisiana! Rained like a mofo, had to slow down to 20 on the interstate!! Needed a bf glass of red when I arrived! Hope you are having a wonderful evening--will check in later..luv, luv

Glad you made it safe! HAVE FUNN!!!!!!!
Miss you!

 

[Mango]

Yeah, Allifunn is in the house:clap_1: ;-)

 

[Allifunn]

Yeah, Allifunn is in the house:clap_1: ;-)

Are we the only ones up? I had a catering job tonight....just got home a while ago...trying to catch up :shock:

 

[Teresa]

That's me! Just sitting in my rocking chair......knitting.......yeah, yeah......that's the ticket. :funn:

will you knit me a warm hat for the winter? I think Smiling Joey is all booked up...

 

[Jdarg]

will you knit me a warm hat for the winter? I think Smiling Joey is all booked up...

I'm behind, so let me catch up here.
GB is back I see (yay!!:clap_1: ).

Being a MOFO wench seems to be a cool thing to be, so I want to be one too.

I was told that I wouldn't need heavy winter gear and you are asking Beachmom for a warm knit hat?? And it sounds like we need to learn how to knit 'cause Smiley J is too popular.

And Beachmom is rocking and knitting now????

DD's eating jambalaya this weekend I noticed.

Am I getting it all?

 

[DD]

Mornin mofo wenches! This is the first thread I've read this morn, but am soooooooooooo excited tha GB is back! I think she disappeared just about the time I came on board---gee, was it something I said? Anyhoo, I am not worthy to even READ the SoWell thread (I will of course), for I have been a very good guest and eaten everything put in front of me. Lots of wine, potato salad, muffelatta, and a Paula Deen pesto cheese ball that is to DIE FOR!! I'm thinkin' maybe I should WALK back to Texas! But, hey, I think someone said we gotta eat with gusto, right?

GTTBM: Will you knit me a scarf while you're sittin' there in your rocking chair between swills of beer?

 

[Mango]

Morning fellow MOFO wench. I was wondering? :scratch: Where does bat turd fit in now?

Texgent wenches knitted scarves? If you ever get one, you better send it to the needy freezin their arse off in New York this winter. :funn:

Oh forgot to ask the wench committee if I can head to the shore this weekend? 80's and sunny. Back on Tuesday. I may bring laptop. Hate lugging this thing with me.

 

[Allifunn]

MOFO wenches....I LIKE IT!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Bat Turd...MMMMMMM I think they are sisters! can be used in tandem!

MOFO wenchy bat turd!!!:funn: (with a piece of penis cake!)

 

[Sheila]

Mornin mofo wenches! This is the first thread I've read this morn, but am soooooooooooo excited tha GB is back! I think she disappeared just about the time I came on board---gee, was it something I said? Anyhoo, I am not worthy to even READ the SoWell thread (I will of course), for I have been a very good guest and eaten everything put in front of me. Lots of wine, potato salad, muffelatta, and a Paula Deen pesto cheese ball that is to DIE FOR!! I'm thinkin' maybe I should WALK back to Texas! But, hey, I think someone said we gotta eat with gusto, right?

GTTBM: Will you knit me a scarf while you're sittin' there in your rocking chair between swills of beer?

As soon as I'm allowed to have sharp objects again, I'll knit one for all the MOFO Wenches. :funn: