Alright, now........................

[Allifunn]

Mornin mofo wenches! This is the first thread I've read this morn, but am soooooooooooo excited tha GB is back! I think she disappeared just about the time I came on board---gee, was it something I said? Anyhoo, I am not worthy to even READ the SoWell thread (I will of course), for I have been a very good guest and eaten everything put in front of me. Lots of wine, potato salad, muffelatta, and a Paula Deen pesto cheese ball that is to DIE FOR!! I'm thinkin' maybe I should WALK back to Texas! But, hey, I think someone said we gotta eat with gusto, right?

GTTBM: Will you knit me a scarf while you're sittin' there in your rocking chair between swills of beer?

YUM YUM!!! I LOVE muffalattas!!!!!
Glad you had funn!! GUSTO always go for the gusto...repent another day! That is what being a MOFO wench is ALL about!!!!

 

[DD]

Morning fellow MOFO wench. I was wondering? :scratch: Where does bat turd fit in now?

Texgent wenches knitted scarves? If you ever get one, you better send it to the needy freezin their arse off in New York this winter. :funn:

Oh forgot to ask the wench committee if I can head to the shore this weekend? 80's and sunny. Back on Tuesday. I may bring laptop. Hate lugging this thing with me.

Oh there's always room for bat turds. Will gladly send you a scarf for yo' freezin' arse!
And yes, you have my permission to travel this weekend....mofo wenches?

MOFO wenches....I LIKE IT!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Bat Turd...MMMMMMM I think they are sisters! can be used in tandem!

MOFO wenchy bat turd!!!:funn: (with a piece of penis cake!)

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As soon as I'm allowed to have sharp objects again, I'll knit one for all the MOFO Wenches. :funn:

 

[DD]

Glad you made it safely. How is the gumbo? Enjoy your weekend.

Oops! Didn't see this one! Thanks, the gumbo comes tonight.

 

[Mango]

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As soon as I'm allowed to have sharp objects again, I'll knit one for all the MOFO Wenches. :funn:

:funn: :rofl:

 

[Teresa]

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As soon as I'm allowed to have sharp objects again, I'll knit one for all the MOFO Wenches. :funn:

yay!!! not that I need one here, but I really like 'em. can wear it on the beach this winter!!! beach in winter is very special... during the day.

 

[Teresa]

Morning fellow MOFO wench. I was wondering? :scratch: Where does bat turd fit in now?

Texgent wenches knitted scarves? If you ever get one, you better send it to the needy freezin their arse off in New York this winter. :funn:

Oh forgot to ask the wench committee if I can head to the shore this weekend? 80's and sunny. Back on Tuesday. I may bring laptop. Hate lugging this thing with me.

your travel request has been approved with only one stipulation. take the laptop.

but if you choose not to, all wenches will be very understanding when they decide upon your consequences for such action.

Mango - I wouldn't take it... that's just me speaking, not the wench committee.. they are really tough sometimes in their demands. I think they'll miss you.

 

[Teresa]

Oh, and the term bat turd does not apply to us by any means. only to others when we need to call them a bad name. the original word was: basturd, or bastid. certainly not descriptive of any wenches I know...

 

[Allifunn]

Oh, and the term bat turd does not apply to us by any means. only to others when we need to call them a bad name. the original word was: basturd, or bastid. certainly not descriptive of any wenches I know...

OMG Toots...your sig line is grayt!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :funn: :rofl:
And BTW...you are right about the bat turd...but wenches can be called bat turds in jest! ;-)

 

[Teresa]

OMG Toots...your sig line is grayt!!! :clap_1: :clap_1: :funn: :rofl:
And BTW...you are right about the bat turd...but wenches can be called bat turds in jest! ;-)

yes, you are right. anything goes around here. especially mofo.

 

[Mango]

your travel request has been approved with only one stipulation. take the laptop.

but if you choose not to, all wenches will be very understanding when they decide upon your consequences for such action.

Mango - I wouldn't take it... that's just me speaking, not the wench committee.. they are really tough sometimes in their demands. I think they'll miss you.

Brought the laptop and I am sitting outside riding on someones unsecure network! A wedding party is going on. I am sitting outside boogeying and sowaling. Mr. mango is peeing in his pants.