worst 1st date

[Kimmifunn]

My worst date involves a pair of tweezers.

Enough said.

 

[DD]

That is a funny story. My first date was horrible, but not as horrible as this story. I locked my keys and cell phone in my car, so before I called home to my dad to bring me the other set of keys, my date and I simply walked to the police station to see if they could slim jim the door open. Well, we entered the station and there was a fat cop sitting and doing absolutely nothing, so I proceeded to tell him of my predicament when in a very very very rude tone he shouts at me: "HOLD ON ONE D**M MINUTE CAN'T YOU SEE I AM DOING SOMETHING HERE!" and I said "excuse me?" So then another lady cop comes over and I tell her what I need, and she says sorry for damage liability reasons we are not allowed to do that anymore, so we left and I used a phone inside a coffee shop to call home for the other keys. That cop's attitude was uncalled for, and had that other one not approached us, my first date night would have also been my first night in jail.

I'm sure you handled yourself like a gentleman....and would have even if the other cop hadn't shown up.

Not a nice cop .....:roll: bad attitude....you should have made a citizens arrest for bad behavior....

:clap_1:

 

[Jdarg]

My worst date involves a pair of tweezers.

Enough said.

So- you either did each other's eyebrows, one or both SAT on a splinter and you had to perform surgery, you were both scared of spiders and one had to be removed carefully from the room, you ordered in Chinese but did not have any chopsticks, one of you had an attached tick...do any of these work??

 

[Teresa]

So- you either did each other's eyebrows, one or both SAT on a splinter and you had to perform surgery, you were both scared of spiders and one had to be removed carefully from the room, you ordered in Chinese but did not have any chopsticks, one of you had an attached tick...do any of these work??

oh, jdarg. I hope one of these works. I couldn't have even guessed, but you did!!! hysterical!!! :clap_1:

 

[Jdarg]

oh, jdarg. I hope one of these works. I couldn't have even guessed, but you did!!! hysterical!!! :clap_1:

Tweezers are very useful.

 

[DD]

So- you either did each other's eyebrows, one or both SAT on a splinter and you had to perform surgery, you were both scared of spiders and one had to be removed carefully from the room, you ordered in Chinese but did not have any chopsticks, one of you had an attached tick...do any of these work??

 

[DD]

mine involved massive amounts of alcohol... :shock:

 

[Devilish D]

i bet jay leno just about lost it.....hahahahahaha! that is too funny! thanks for sharing!

 

[Allifunn]

My worst date involves a pair of tweezers.

Enough said.

SPLAIN' YOUNG LADY.....

So- you either did each other's eyebrows, one or both SAT on a splinter and you had to perform surgery, you were both scared of spiders and one had to be removed carefully from the room, you ordered in Chinese but did not have any chopsticks, one of you had an attached tick...do any of these work??

you are amazing!!!!!!

 

[Diane4145]

Yeow!!!! Mine isn't that bad, but was horribly embarrassing, none the less! First date guy asks server, "do you accept food stamps"? My reply, "you're NOT making a good, first impression!