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10 facts on Tim Tebow:

1. Tim Tebow?s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Tim Tebow does not sleep. He waits.

3. Tim Tebow is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Tim Tebow is pain.

5. Tim Tebow defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you?re still alive, it?s because Tim Tebow loves you.

6. Tim Tebow isn?t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Tim Tebow.

7. If you can see Tim Tebow, he can see you. If you can?t see Tim Tebow you may be only seconds away from death.

8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Tim Tebow instead decided to punch his way out of his mother?s womb.

9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Tim Tebow.

10. Tim Tebow can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Tim Tebow allows to live
 
Yeah, that guy is a scream.:clap_1:
That's the great thing about Sirius -- Mick is doing the announcing. I'm surprised you know who he is.

BTW I don't think we'll be at the shindig Saturday night. I want to see you all, but I just don't want to miss the UF/AU game on TV. We flipped out during Saturday's frustrating experience trying to watch the GT game live and the UF game on a handheld TV. Not doing that again.

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