SoWal Trick or Treat

[Miss Kitty]

See!!!

crazy poothead!

 

[Biff]

from http://www.5ives.com/ a hilarious list page :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Five kitchen tools that sound kind of dirty

July 14th, 2006

1. chocolate fountain
2. melon baller
3. meat baster
4. boning knife
5. corn holders

 

[Jdarg]

from http://www.5ives.com/ a hilarious list page :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Five kitchen tools that sound kind of dirty

July 14th, 2006

1. chocolate fountain
2. melon baller
3. meat baster
4. boning knife
5. corn holders

dang I don't have a chocolate fountain!

 

[Sheila]

from http://www.5ives.com/ a hilarious list page

Five Halloween safety tips
October 23rd, 2006

1. For large groups of trick-or-treaters, always set at least one child ablaze, ensuring enough light that other children won?t trip over uneven pavement.
2. Only separate shards of X-Acto blades from rodent poison once you get home; doing so in the dark will lead to inevitable mixups and tummyaches for youngsters with allergies.
3. If a home has its porch light off ? but an expressionless face can be seen peering from a cellar window ? consider limiting your child?s unattended visit with the resident to no more than four hours.
4. If a close-fitting mask causes your child to fall down a well, use fishing line and a paper clip to retrieve her goodie bag. Nobody likes wet candy.
5. Although children dressed as SS-Sturmbannf?hrer Michael Lippert are not required to ?pretend execute? children dressed as Ernst R?hm, many parents find this bit of theatricality kindles the spirit that makes Halloween such a delight.

:funn::rofl:Thanks for the tips. I'm keeping them handy!

 

[John R]

Check our Jenna's take on the 5ives:

Jenna's Five Groups, Apart from "women and children", Who Should Get to Leave a Sinking Ship:

Note: "Myself" is not listed because I'd fall into the default category. Otherwise, I'd be number one.

1. Those who have accidentally flatulated?loudly?in public, at any point in their lifetime.
2. Victims of mailbox vandalism.
3. Anyone who has never, intentionally, eaten flax or any of its derivatives.
4. People that get slightly annoyed when they see emoticons, public display of poor spelling, or improper use of end-sentence punctuation.
5. Marines. Who else would give me mouth-to-mouth if I fell victim to?you know?the humid oceanic air?

And the next best?

Five kitchen tools that sound kind of dirty:

1. chocolate fountain
2. melon baller
3. meat baster
4. boning knife
5. corn holders

This is obviously right up my alley, so to speak. Not only is it a list, but it's also sexual and immature?two adjectives that I always use when filling out one of those email forwards from a friend that ask me to describe myself! Again, this had me thinking of a Jenna translation?

Jenna's Five Surgical Tools That Sound Kind of Kinky:

1. Glass Bead Mirror Warmer
2. Aspirating Suction Tubes
3. Bulldog Clamps
4. Bone Elevators
5. TIE: Headlights or Sphygmomanometers and B-P Cuffs

I bet you never knew surgery could be so much fun!

 

[Beach Crazy]

crazy poothead!

POOTHEAD!!!!!:funn: :funn: :funn:

 

[Hop]

bat turd...i didn't get the memo i guess...i need a freakin' nubie checklist or ill just break every rule ...one at a time

 

[Jdarg]

Calling all bat turds- Seaside around 4- get tricked out--

 

[Miss Kitty]

Calling all bat turds- Seaside around 4- get tricked out--

I can't decide whether to go wash my hair or come as a poothead?

 

[kathydwells]

I can't decide whether to go wash my hair or come as a poothead?

I vote for poothead!!!!!