my mother - again....

[audie]

this is about my mother - 'nuff said ? she sent me an email monday that said she had the hershey squirts (her words not mine) and that her butthole was sore.

i talked to her today and said i was sorry about her butthole. she said and i quote "that's ok i'm used to him, we've been married 45 years"

and you people wonder why i am so demented - here's your reason....

just can't wait til they retire together. :roll:

 

[Allifunn]

God Bless you, Audie my darling, there is a special place for you in heaven!

 

[lindatat]

this is about my mother - 'nuff said ? she sent me an email monday that said she had the hershey squirts (her words not mine) and that her butthole was sore.

i talked to her today and said i was sorry about her butthole. she said and i quote "that's ok i'm used to him, we've been married 45 years"

and you people wonder why i am so demented - here's your reason....

just can't wait til they retire together. :roll:

LMAO - kind of reminds me of my parents - all I can say is thank God they have each other!!!!!

 

[Mermaid]

Your mother is kind of plain-speaking, isn't she? :funn:

 

[audie]

actually mermy, she must have been on good behavior, she's usually more graphic

 

[Mermaid]

actually mermy, she must have been on good behavior, she's usually more graphic

Audie, can you imagine if you went into medicine instead of pharmacy? It would be worse! She'd figure you were already up to your armpits in anatomy and she'd really lay it on thick with the biological stuff.

 

[audie]

Audie, can you imagine if you went into medicine instead of pharmacy? It would be worse! She'd figure you were already up to your armpits in anatomy and she'd really lay it on thick with the biological stuff.

oh god - i can't even imagine - she already has no modesty.... wait - neither do i ......

the stories are even worse when her irritable bowel/diverticulitis act up.

 

[Mango]

The hershey squirts. :rofl:

 

[Mermaid]

The hershey squirts. :rofl:

That'll definitely keep me from raiding my daughter's Halloween loot when she's in school.

 

[DD]

Too funny, Audie!! Like I said, I gotta meet your mom!!