Smiling Joe - Tell me how!

[scrltbegonya]

Sj I need to know how to do a few things for the up coming holiday! Can you please help me?

I heard; you are suppose to butter up the breasts, prior to sticking it in the oven!
Tell me how you would stuff my turkey?
Do I need to pull out the basting stick and get that sucker lubed up?
what is the best way to eat it?
Did you ever dip it in hot oil? Sounds dangerous?

 

[Liv'smom]

:nono1: Bad.

 

[Beach Runner]

I always pour oil in the palms of my hands and thoroughly massage it into the breasts and legs. Then I put my hand in the cavity to thoroughly lubricate it.

 

[Beach Jacket]

I always pour oil in the palms of my hands and thoroughly massage it into the breasts and legs. Then I put my hand in the cavity to thoroughly lubricate it.

Nasty, nasty, nasty! lol