SoWal Speak: A Primer

[Mango]

What about sowalcializing? Isn't that what we are all doing here anyway?:roll:

Good one Kenny. :clap_1:

 

[Teresa]

fartblossom's been working like a dog to pay for vacations - and i don't just dislike it - i hate it !

working is no excuse for dissing the wenches!

 

[Teresa]

a few more...

thread kill

thread killer

hijacking a thread

PUI

STFU

overserved (drank too much but not my fault)

card carrying wench (one of you said this just the other day - was it GTTBM?)

assholiness

 

[Franny]

What about sowalcializing? Isn't that what we are all doing here anyway?:roll:

sowalcializing! Love it!!:funn:

 

[Miss Kitty]

Toots...you are hear by crowned the Her Honor, the SoWal Wench Dictionariness.

 

[kathydwells]

The Otter Flies at Midnight.

 

[Teresa]

Toots...you are hear by crowned the Her Honor, the SoWal Wench Dictionariness.

NO!!!!!! that is DD's thing!!!!!! taking notes DD???

The Otter Flies at Midnight.

of course!

and How do you spell Funn?

 

[DD]

Toots...you are hear by crowned the Her Honor, the SoWal Wench Dictionariness.

Yep.

 

[jessifunn]

Well...I think Kimmi's showing us the WHOLE definition..


Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
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dd you really do listen to us :clap_1:

 

[DD]

NO!!!!!! that is DD's thing!!!!!! taking notes DD???







of course!

and How do you spell Funn?

I humbly defer this honor to you, Queen Dictionariess. This was your idea, and your every platform is our command. All you need do is say the word--and poof!! It's done!!

dd you really do listen to us :clap_1:

Absolutely!! I have learned much from you young'uns!