Things that make you want to.....

[seaside2]

And then there were the paper chewers. This one girl liked the rough papoer they used to give away. I think the stuff was really a form of newsprint. Anyway, she would tear the pages into shreds and start chewing on one end with the dry end hanging out of her mouth and slowly work her way down the shred, swallowing the whole thing.

Just thought of this: did it make her constipated?

 

[Cheering472]

And then there were the paper chewers. This one girl liked the rough papoer they used to give away. I think the stuff was really a form of newsprint. Anyway, she would tear the pages into shreds and start chewing on one end with the dry end hanging out of her mouth and slowly work her way down the shred, swallowing the whole thing.

:confused:Just thought of this: did it make her constipated?

I bet she needed less toilet paper.

 

[Allifunn]

gratuitous, seasonal barf

 

[DD]

And then there were the paper chewers. This one girl liked the rough papoer they used to give away. I think the stuff was really a form of newsprint. Anyway, she would tear the pages into shreds and start chewing on one end with the dry end hanging out of her mouth and slowly work her way down the shred, swallowing the whole thing.

Just thought of this: did it make her constipated?

I find these stories highly amusing!

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I bet she needed less toilet paper.

 

[Kurt]

Does every movie now have to feature someone barfing? Is it in the contract?

 

[ASH]

They used sawdust when we were in school. This one boy in our class named David Copeland always was throwing up in class. He was strange anyway. Liked eating chicken leg bones. Was always going around asking for everyone's chicken leg bones. Yuck.

I used to have a neighbor similar to this. She would take Kentucky Fried Chicken bones, break them in half and dig the bone marrow out with a toothpick.

 

[scooterbug44]

Does every movie now have to feature someone barfing? Is it in the contract?

Thank you!

I am a sympathetic puker - watching someone barf (or one of those nasty loogie scenes) will make me barf too.