Random Thoughts

[scooterbug44]

I don't know where else to put this. Not worth a new thread.

Hubby was trying to go to the Home Depot website and accidentally left out the "m." It took him to "Hoe Online," a porn site.

That's an excuse as old as the internet! :funn:I wasn't looking at porn, I mistyped the address! :roll:

 

[sunspotbaby]

My son was trying to go to OReiley Auto Parts and got a window that would not let him choose "cancel" and wouldn't "X" out either. When I got over to the computer the website was Orally... something or another.

control Alt Delete, control Alt delete........

BTW... he's 18- we got a good laugh!

 

[Minnie]

Ever noticed when life sucks, it does it big time. No little stuff, nope.

 

[Beach Runner]

That's an excuse as old as the internet! :funn:I wasn't looking at porn, I mistyped the address! :roll:

I swear, he wasn't looking for "hoes." He was looking for a "hose."

Seriously, he was looking for a hose long enough to reach the street.

 

[aggieb]

I swear, he wasn't looking for "hoes." He was looking for a "hose."

Seriously, he was looking for a hose long enough to reach the street.

 

[scooterbug44]

FIRE outdid itself today (the word foodgasm was used many times). The food was so good it shut up our table for more than 10 minutes (usually you can't get a word in edgewise) and I hoovered half my plate before I took a break for air/champagne! If they had recorded the noises of yumminess/satisfaction we were making it would have had an X rating!

 

[Matt J]

FIRE outdid itself today (the word foodgasm was used many times). The food was so good it shut up our table for more than 10 minutes (usually you can't get a word in edgewise) and I hoovered half my plate before I took a break for air/champagne! If they had recorded the noises of yumminess/satisfaction we were making it would have had an X rating!

Oh yes, I have a new love and thy name is "Dessert Storm".

 

[NoHall]

Oh yes, I have a new love and thy name is "Dessert Storm".

Shock and awe, or chocolate awe?

 

[InletBchDweller]

FIRE outdid itself today (the word foodgasm was used many times). The food was so good it shut up our table for more than 10 minutes (usually you can't get a word in edgewise) and I hoovered half my plate before I took a break for air/champagne! If they had recorded the noises of yumminess/satisfaction we were making it would have had an X rating!

We almost went yesterday but I chose a nice filet at the Boars Head instead. I gotta go to fire and get a foodgasm..

 

[Mango]

I just heard an animal yelping outside my kitchen window, threw the light on and saw what looked like maybe a coyote attacking a deer. It chased it into the woods and I heard the crying again. Turned on all the lights and went outside hoping it would stop.

Never had a coyote this close to my house. :shock: