Favorite Movie Lines

[Dia]

What are some of your favorite movie lines. Please give the movie and the line, and only one per post.

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Harold & Maude ~ spoken by Maude ~ "Vice, Virtue - It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality - If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. "

 

[elgordoboy]

"Who the **ck are the Knutsens?" Dude in The Big Lebowski. Pretty much the whole dialogue applies though imho.

 

[InletBchDweller]

'Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for...'

Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean

 

[InletBchDweller]

ok one more...

'We go together like peas and carrots.'


- Forrest Gump

 

[potatovixen]

"The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed." ~Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride

 

[Beach Runner]

Pulp Fiction:
Jules: What did you do to the towel?
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this stuff's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same blankin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no blankin' Maxi-Pad.

 

[olive]

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. " - Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything

 

[olive]

"The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed." ~Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in The Princess Bride

"HUMPERDINK, HUMPERDINK, HUMPERDINK" Carol Kane as Mrs. Miracle Max, Princess Bride

 

[kingfishn]

Taggart: The LePetomane Thru-Way? Now what'll that ahole think of next? Does anybody have a dime? Somebody has to go back and get a ****load of dimes.

of course, Slim Pickens in "Blazing Saddles"


(Now, cut off that "Hi, Kingfish you haven't posted in a while" thingie)

Love ya, bye

 

[kingfishn]

ooops, sorry, didn't think ahole would make it thru the filter....my apologies...