Things that make you go hmmmmm

[Minnie]

Why do women in tennis outfits park in the fire lane to go into the grocery.

 

[Mermaid]

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

Why is it when you're sleeping and your (coke-bottle bottom) glasses are on the nightstand and the phone rings and you answer it, you can't hear until you put your glasses on?

 

[Truffle Anne]

Why is it when you're sleeping and your (coke-bottle bottom) glasses are on the nightstand and the phone rings and you answer it, you can't hear until you put your glasses on?

 

[Mermaid]

Oh, so it's happened to you, too?

 

[Will B]

Why does cargo go by ship?
When a fly lands on a ceiling, does it do a flip or a little roll just before landing?

 

[ClintClint]

Reach for your glasses before or after you reach for and put in your teeth?

 

[KISH7374]

Why does it seem like the summers go by so quickly the older you get????