Feet/Toenails

[Teresa]

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[Matt J]

This thread is useless without pictures. These should make even the raunchiest toes on sowal feel better.

The duct tape is too much. :funn:

 

[Mermaid]

There is a special place in heaven for podiatrists. Thank you SWGB for showing us why. :sick: (and I hope this person sleeps with shoes on or in a twin bed, for the safety of all involved!)

 

[Beach Runner]

Bye-bye, acrylic nails. I start back taking violin lessons tomorrow. My new "boss" just joined the church, and his wike is a professional violinist. I don't want to sit up front and play and cause her to cringe.

The instructor won't allow any fingernails beyond the quick on the left hand. And it would look weird to have long nails on the bowing hand.

Big D starts lessons, too, but he doesn't wear long acrylic nails.;-)

Hey, SWGB, I'm with Mermy. I think I'll wait a while for breakfast.

 

[Teresa]

swgb.. that is what we call a thread killer. vomit!!!!

 

[ChillPill]

I once dated a man who was obsessed with feet. We went to an engagement party where I was introduced to the entire family. I quickly realized all five of his older brothers were obsessed with feet as well. How weird to have a whole group of men staring at your feet?! Its not like you can suck your toes in to make them look skinnier. I tried to "pose" them so they'd look as cute as possible, lest I be ousted from the party.

Well I passed the foot test, but he didn't pass my smart test. Turns out he was dumber than a boot. ;-)

 

[Lynnie]

I once dated a man who was obsessed with feet. We went to an engagement party where I was introduced to the entire family. I quickly realized all five of his older brothers were obsessed with feet as well. How weird to have a whole group of men staring at your feet?! Its not like you can suck your toes in to make them look skinnier. I tried to "pose" them so they'd look as cute as possible, lest I be ousted from the party.

Well I passed the foot test, but he didn't pass my smart test. Turns out he was dumber than a boot. ;-)

Oh Sista~~~~~

How 'bout one with an armpit fetish? Walking around with your arms in the air all the time! He does make me LOL to this day!

 

[ChillPill]

Oh Sista~~~~~

How 'bout one with an armpit fetish? Walking around with your arms in the air all the time! He does make me LOL to this day!

Now thats a Pit-y

 

[scooterbug44]

I once dated a man who was obsessed with feet. We went to an engagement party where I was introduced to the entire family. I quickly realized all five of his older brothers were obsessed with feet as well. How weird to have a whole group of men staring at your feet?! Its not like you can suck your toes in to make them look skinnier. I tried to "pose" them so they'd look as cute as possible, lest I be ousted from the party.

Well I passed the foot test, but he didn't pass my smart test. Turns out he was dumber than a boot. ;-)

:rofl: That made my day!!!

 

[DD]

swgb, I am not going to quote your post because I do not want to look at those pics again...never...ever...in my lifetime. I just have one thing to say really. My eyes!! My eyes!!