Forget Dear Abby, ask SGG for advice

[seagrovegirl]

Weren't we planning a Hen Partae for November up at the HO-tel? We need to get on it...

Well, of course!! But I was thinking along the lines of FUNN tonight, like going out FUNN. My buddy called, so may go out with him for a while.

 

[Crazy K]

Kitlit, get D-Ma something to do. She's a loosing it!!!!! LOL. Hen Partae in Nov. sounds like fun, but I have quit drinking, smoking, chewing nicorette for 2 months which includes Nov. Maybe I need to send a letter to Dear SGG for a little help.

 

[Crazy K]

Dear SGG
If I have to shut 1 eye to drive, am I drunk?
If I have to pee on the side of the road, am I drunk?
If I fall down and can't get up, am I drunk?
If I laugh so hard I pee in my pants, am I drunk?
I really need advice ASAP. Of course, I asking this for Crazy's alter ego as I now have no VICES whatsoevar!!!!!
Your partner in crime.

 

[seagrovegirl]

Dear Partner in Crime:

Dear SGG
If I have to shut 1 eye to drive, am I drunk?

Aren't you the one that drives through Atlanta traffic with your eyes closed.

If I have to pee on the side of the road, am I drunk?

Absolutely not!!! You just have to pee, alot.

If I fall down and can't get up, am I drunk?

Usually, but not always. If you fall down and things fall on you, you are drunk.

If I laugh so hard I pee in my pants, am I drunk?

Again, usually, but not always.


I really need advice ASAP. Of course, I asking this for Crazy's alter ego as I now have no VICES whatsoevar!!!!!

You have been consulting with the near dead Doctors and Skinny people, and you are miserably deprived. What are you thinking???
As long as you still pee in your pants and still fall down your friends will still love you.

Your partner in crime.

 

[Crazy K]

Oh thank you so much.....you know I will always pee in my pants and fall down. And as Gladys says: I might drink a little.
Heres another:
Dear SGG aka Fruitcake Lady,
If my mechanic says my crank shaft is full of water and my rear end is dry, is he talking about my car? He wants to charge alot of $$$$.

 

[seagrovegirl]

Oh thank you so much.....you know I will always pee in my pants and fall down. And as Gladys says: I might drink a little.
Heres another:

Dear SGG aka Fruitcake Lady,
If my mechanic says my crank shaft is full of water and my rear end is dry, is he talking about my car? He wants to charge alot of $$$$.

Dear Partner in Crime:

:rofl: He sounds like the near dead doctors and the skinny people.

If your mechanic is NOT talking about your car, I have a cure for you; Sowal, Red Bar, Sowal, Red Bar, Sowal, Fire, Nowal, HoHouse, Sowal, Red Bar. Or you can just pull up a bar stool in SGG's kitchen.

If your mechanic IS talking about your car, you have been muddin' and not tellin'. Sounds like your crank shaft needs a dose of Sowal sand.

 

[Lynnie]

Oh thank you so much.....you know I will always pee in my pants and fall down. And as Gladys says: I might drink a little.
Heres another:
Dear SGG aka Fruitcake Lady,
If my mechanic says my crank shaft is full of water and my rear end is dry, is he talking about my car? He wants to charge alot of $$$$.

:funn:

 

[ChillPill]

Seagrovegirl, I do believe you have found your calling. HILARIOUS!!

 

[kit75]

Confused as always!

How old is too old to date a guy if gal is 34? Met a really nice guy He is 50. Should I just be friends! Have not actually went on date yet but I know it'coming. I think I need everyone's help on this one! When he asks and he will, if answer is don't go out with him how do you let him down easy?

 

[Lynnie]

How old is too old to date a guy if gal is 34? Met a really nice guy He is 50. Should I just be friends! Have not actually went on date yet but I know it'coming. I think I need everyone's help on this one! When he asks and he will, if answer is don't go out with him how do you let him down easy?

My parents were 25 years apart. They were in LUV! ;-)