Dear SGG,
I am having a super chic, smart, and elegant Sowal A-list New Year years Eve Party in our gated community. We plan to party, with a live band, catered, etc.. I know you are supposed to invite the all the neighbors as way to stave off any problems with them calling the cops and complaining....
My fear is if we DO invite them-- what if they show up and actually stay? The last time I invited them over, one neigbor brought their own, rusted glavinized buckets for leftovers, and the other neighbors brought their whole extended, barefooted, hillbilly family.
I need your help SGG!!!