Forget Dear Abby, ask SGG for advice

[seagrovegirl]

Dear SGG,

I am having a super chic, smart, and elegant Sowal A-list New Year years Eve Party in our gated community. We plan to party, with a live band, catered, etc.. I know you are supposed to invite the all the neighbors as way to stave off any problems with them calling the cops and complaining....

My fear is if we DO invite them-- what if they show up and actually stay? The last time I invited them over, one neigbor brought their own, rusted glavinized buckets for leftovers, and the other neighbors brought their whole extended, barefooted, hillbilly family.

I need your help SGG!!!

Since I havent been invited I'd say dress down, invite the natives whether old money, new money or no money and keep the guns locked up and the goats out of sight.

 

[seagrovegirl]

On men, money, and margaritas...
Signed lonely, overdue, and sober

Men are over rated, trust me. Break out that bottle of fine tequilla and the rest is not a problem.

 

[Yarmap]

SGG-------------------- Are you available to take a quick call from Tiger Woods wife?

 

[sunspotbaby]

 

[seagrovegirl]

SGG-------------------- Are you available to take a quick call from Tiger Woods wife?

Yes...no charge. What do you think would be her question?

 

[aggieb]

 

[seagrovegirl]

Mrs. Tiger's man make mine look a little better than Chum.....BTW...Hi Chum, I know you are watching.

 

[Teresa]

Since I havent been invited I'd say dress down, invite the natives whether old money, new money or no money and keep the guns locked up and the goats out of sight.

this is hilarious.

 

[ShallowsNole]

Dear SGG,

My fear is if we DO invite them-- what if they show up and actually stay? The last time I invited them over, one neigbor brought their own, rusted glavinized buckets for leftovers, and the other neighbors brought their whole extended, barefooted, hillbilly family.

Wait! That was your house we went to? Small world!

 

[seagrovegirl]

SN, next time bring the leftover bucket without the rust. I think my barefooted, ex outlaws left one in my shed, your welcome to borrow it anytime, just leave some leftovers, so get plenty. Thanks for the party heads up, Alpha Crab!! YeeHaw!!