Scooty, I always take your calls when I'm in the, well, never-mind.....

I try real hard to walk in other peoples shoes everyday, so, I really only have a few thing that bother me almost enough to do something about them.
1. Sir or madam, with your walkie-talkie cell phone thingie, please turn the push button noise off and turn your speaker off too, while you're at it. I don't need to know what your ex said the doctor told them you gave them in the cat food aisle of Walmart.
2. That's a shirt, not a dress. This is a grocery story, put some pants on, or pull up the ones your wearing. You look stupid and naked, not a good look for anyone.
3. Driving 55 miles an hour and someone pulls out in front of you (while you slam on brakes ) just to make the next turn, 20 feet down the street, instead of letting you pass and then pulling out. Thanks for almost killing us both, you impatient, premature, puller-outer. You should be stuck all day in a Mini storage unit with phone beep/nothings personal guy and the butt crack kid.
4. Rude, impatient people. I have defended clerks while standing in-line. They had two hands each and were doing the best that they could. Heaven and earth are not going to move any faster because you are making exasperated breathing noises behind me. In fact, you need to move to another lane, now.