I think this thread is in the toilet :funn:
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Community bear caught on tape at Seaside
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apparently dodging into a restroom after having words with a local eagle about the height of buildings blocking his view, an onlooker said. With what you would call, squatter's rights, there seemed to be a dispute as to who actually owned oceanfront property and the surrounding woodlands, humans or animals. The eagle was not available for comment at that time. Although, the bear in his own defence at further questioning said the eagle and himself had worked out a compromise on the land deal. When asked what it was, he responded repeatedly," I don't know". The eagle was last seen in a treetop near western lake trying to avoid the paparazzi.
The bear was last seen traveling down 30A on a bicycle after leaving Tupelo street with what appeared to be a small dog- the dog smiling as if rescued.
A confused motorist actually slowed down, instead of signaling with hand signs, to let the unusually dressed cyclist cross the road to Bud-n-Alleys. A well-known establishment for locals and tourists alike.
A customer standing outside the restaurant said the bear has been spotted at places like Hibiscus, Hurricane Oyster Bar, and the Red Bar where he heard there was a wet bar and poles dancing, which of course he equated with fishing.
They say he is always dressed in fine fur and seems to have found his niche in society despite the economy. He has heralded the name, "Bearer of good tidings", and has become a local leader in the community. The rooster, dogs, cats, etc. that "seem" to be lost, have all just returned from a town meeting to discuss employment and new ways to do things. A new perspective that is. The bear was last heard saying something about the honey business and it just so happens that Tupelo is his favorite. The eagle is head of security for the new airport to ban tails from flying.
And thats the news.
So back to you, Geo...
