proposed name changes for florida

[Bob]

Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Blame Florida: Proposed Name Changes for the State of Florida B L A M E F L O R I D A :
P R O P O S E D N A M E
C H A N G E S F O R T H E
S T A T E O F F L O R I D A .

BY JIM RULAND

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Mulletania
Tardopia
New Oakleyvania
Disdainia
Floridum (optionally coupled with Floridee)
Mudflapippi
Metamucissouri
Bedpana Republic
North Cuba
Useless

 

[DD]

Ok...now this is funny.

 

[Matt J]

The dick state?

 

[LuciferSam]

The dick state?

So what would be the taint state? Alabama?Mississippi? Louisiana? I mean we know what Texas is. I guess we live somewhere along the nutsack.

 

[Allifunn]

The dick state?

W/O viagra

 

[Matt J]

So what would be the taint state? Alabama?Mississippi? Louisiana? I mean we know what Texas is. I guess we live somewhere along the nutsack.

Actually some friends of mine discussed this once. The shaft is obvious, Appalach is the sack, while we do live in the often neglected taint, Mobile Bay is the ahole.

 

[LuciferSam]

Actually some friends of mine discussed this once. The shaft is obvious, Appalach is the sack, while we do live in the often neglected taint, Mobile Bay is the ahole.

I guess I don't know dick. So we live in Taint Peterburgh?? I wonder what the Keys might represent?

 

[Matt J]

I guess I don't know dick. So we live in Taint Peterburgh?? I wonder what the Keys might represent?

Well there's 3 possible body fluids...

Whatever one you choose it's clearly blowing in the wind.

 

[LuciferSam]

Well there's 3 possible body fluids...

Whatever one you choose it's clearly blowing in the wind.

So that's what Dylan was singing about all these years?? If I ever get the chance to meet him I'll have to ask him which body fluid. He's sure to be impressed that I'm hip to all this.

 

[futurebeachbum]

I always preferred the names of the 4 geographic regions of Florida. They seem to describe the areas pretty well...

NorthEast - Florgia​

SouthEast - Fluba​

SouthWest - Floriatric​

Northwest - Florabama​