Vanity plates of Alaska

[Bob]

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Vanity Plates of Alaska: The Available, the Unavailable, and the Issued V A N I T Y P L A T E S O F A L A S K A :
T H E A V A I L A B L E , T H E
U N A V A I L A B L E , A N D T H E I S S U E D .

BY AMANDA TOERING

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Religious Plates:

IAMGOD: available
IMAGOD: available
IM GOD: unavailable (may be inappropriate or offensive to others)
GOD: issued
THEGOD: available
DA GOD: available
ONEGOD: issued
LUVGOD: issued
NO GOD: unavailable (may be inappropriate or offensive to others)
GODWHO: available
OH GOD: issued
JESUS: issued
CHRIST: available
DALORD: available
JC FRK: available
JC LVR: available
IM JC: available
SATAN: unavailable (may be inappropriate or offensive to others)
EVIL: unavailable (may be inappropriate or offensive to others)
DEMON: available
DEVIL: issued
LCIFER: available
SAVED: issued
SINNER: issued
HINDU: available
MORMON: available

 

[Beach Runner]

On a tangential but minimally related note, today we saw an interesting vanity tag while passing a late-model pick-up truck in Alabama (not Alaska). DARKMAN. Just as we passed by the vehicle, we confirmed that both the driver and the passenger were black.

 

[Jdarg]

What a relief to find this thread was not about Alaskans sporting Sarah Palin-related vanity plates.

Although the possibilities are endless.

 

[Matt J]

What a relief to find this thread was not about Alaskans sporting Sarah Palin-related vanity plates.

Although the possibilities are endless.

It is kind of hard since the words she can actually spell and define are confined to those that would fit on a license plate.

 

[Miss Critter]

YouTube- Kramer is the Assman

 

[Lynnie]

JC FRK: available
JC LVR: available


Help me out. What do these mean?

ASSMAN - hysterical! I love Kramer.

 

[Matt J]

JC FRK: available
JC LVR: available

Jesus Christ Freak
Jesus Christ Lover