Probable locations of trans-dimensional portals

[Bob]

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Probable Locations of Trans-dimensional Portals P R O B A B L E L O C A T I O N S O F
T R A N S - D I M E N S I O N A L P O R T A L S .

BY NEIL KELLEY

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Cottonwood, Arizona ? public restroom inside Ming House, a Chinese restaurant, next to the sink.

Carpenteria, California ? inside the box of a vintage Mad Magazine boardgame, at Toyland Toy Store.

Pensacola, Florida ? supply closet on the second floor of La Quinta Inn behind some boxes. (Portal broken.)

San Luis Obispo, California ? Dipotics Factory, behind the soda machine in the break room.

Bar Harbor, Maine ? at College of the Atlantic, in Kate Jennings's old dorm room.

Near Lawrence, Kansas ? at the bottom of Clinton Lake. (Possibly more of a time warp.)

 

[Lake View Too]

Are there toll booths set up at each of these? Or, are they free? Do you need to take your own lunch?

 

[Matt J]

Near Lawrence, Kansas ? at the bottom of Clinton Lake. (Possibly more of a time warp.)

According to DS there's a town at the bottom of the lake.

 

[Miss Critter]

Now that we're getting a Wal-Mart, a Fudpucker's and a Chik-Fil-A, do you think we could get one of those, too??

Suggestions for sowal locations? And you can't say Red Bar. Too obvious.

 

[Matt J]

Now that we're getting a Wal-Mart, a Fudpucker's and a Chik-Fil-A, do you think we could get one of those, too??

Suggestions for sowal locations? And you can't say Red Bar. Too obvious.

331 south bound lane just at the end of the bridge.

 

[Bob]

331 south bound lane just at the end of the bridge.

what's the name of that coffee shop on 30A?

 

[Matt J]

what's the name of that coffee shop on 30A?

Which one?

 

[Lake View Too]

The one that sells coffee...duh...

 

[Matt J]

The one that sells coffee...duh...

Oh of course.

 

[Miss Critter]