Seen in The Walton Sun Today

[kathydwells]

Freeport girl shoplifts condoms, mechanical pencils

A Freeport girl was charged with theft after she walked out of the Destin Walmart with a box of Trojan Magnum condoms and two boxes of mechanical pencils on Jan. 30. The Magnum condoms are one size larger than the regular Trojans.

The 16-year-old girl has a March 2 court date.

The total value of the merchandise was $14.15.

Really? Really? In you guys opinions what would be the reason for the reporter to clarify the size of the condoms? And, what do you think this 16 year old is going to do with this combination of items? hmmm......this could be really good.

 

[Matt J]

So she's a skanky poet?

 

[Mango]

And, what do you think this 16 year old is going to do with this combination of items? hmmm......this could be really good.

Science experiment?

 

[scooterbug44]

Could be worse - she actually knows how to write, has a well endowed boyfriend, and is practicing safe sex.

 

[Minnie]

Actually the fact that the writer felt the size of the condoms is newsworthy is scarier than the crime.

 

[beachmouse]

I suspect the Walton Sun is under orders from its parent company to generate as many page views as possible, and that's the kind of detail that will get a story linked on a metasite like fark.com

 

[Sheila]

I suspect the Walton Sun is under orders from its parent company to generate as many page views as possible, and that's the kind of detail that will get a story linked on a metasite like fark.com

You may be on to something. It certainly got my attention.

 

[Lynnie]

Kids these days! How many condoms are in a box?

 

[Matt J]

Poor girl was getting ready for a safety test in drivers ed.

 

[Will B]

Kids these days! How many condoms are in a box?

I think they're sold by the Gross!