Offensive Church Messages

[LuciferSam]

I'm talking about the ones they have on signs in front of churches. I saw one today "The key to heaven hangs on a nail". Anyone else want to share messages they found to be offensive and/or just plain stupid.

 

[Bobby J]

I'm talking about the ones they have on signs in front of churches. I saw one today "The key to heaven hangs on a nail". Anyone else want to share messages they found to be offensive and/or just plain stupid.

Offensive? Those are just plain funny.

 

[Bobby J]

These things make driving funn!

 

[LuciferSam]

Offensive? Those are just plain funny.

Indeed, a lot of them are. I didn't think this one was though.

 

[LuciferSam]

These things make driving funn!

Were they referring to Tiger Woods in that one?

 

[Arkiehawg]

My favorite was several years ago during Christmas. A Southern Baptist church was having a live nativity scene that included sheep, donkeys and a camel.

They put on their marquee "Tonight, Live Erotic Animals"

I was so disappointed....

 

[Desso]

Offensive? No. Just plain stupid? No. Misguided? Perhaps.

 

[Desso]

I always liked the classic "Fire insurance available here".

 

[scooterbug44]

I love the ones that are positive and humorous/punny.

There is one on 98 between Sowal and Pier Park that usually does a good job. The last one I recall was a dental joke: "Prevent truth decay, brush up on your Bible" or something like that.

 

[Desso]

There is actually a site called sayingsforchurchsigns.com Designed to enlighten, offend, cause guilt, make you laugh or possibly save your soul.