Paula
Beach Fanatic
I'd give them the gift of responsibility and let them go to jail. And then I'd help them find a way to earn a Ph.D. while in jail for 7 years if they really are gifted and are motivated to use the time wisely (figuring out how to use that jail time well would be a true test of brilliance). And I'd want my child to eat well and exercise while in jail, and make some nice friends while in jail.
