I disagree.
The First Lady would be The News.

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Not just you! I think there's a writer who needs demoted as well as a headline writer. Jeesh!
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We want to be popular?![]()
That's either elitist or sour grapes. Not sure which.
Any photo op would be fine as long as they don't show him "clearing brush in a cowboy hat". Ya know?
No, you're right, the gulf is the gulf and the bay is the bay. Also that would be Panama City, not Panama City Beach.