I want my herbs & pots back!

[Teresa]

I must admit, my first thought was... "matthewP".

but, it just isn't his style.

 

[scooterbug44]

Day 5 and I'm still pissed! :angry:

New herbs will be going into terra cotta pots (apparently these do not have aesthetic appeal to herb thieves) this weekend* - because if I don't grow basil the terrorists win!

*my pepper spray w/ UV dye should be here by then

 

[Alicia Leonard]

I'm getting my new chainsaw today. With a hockey mask, I could scare those pottery thieves straight in no time.

On the subject or a little off about the pepper spray, my mom tested hers by spraying it, in the wind. Don't do that. And one of my oldest friends got a taser to keep in her purse. She went to answer her phone the other morning and tased herself. No lie

 

[scooterbug44]

Yes, any pepper spray testing will be done with my swim goggles on and a bandanna - and NOT into the wind!

 

[Alicia Leonard]

Yes, any pepper spray testing will be done with my swim goggles on and a bandanna - and NOT into the wind!

You could wear a snazzy, but then you couldn't see where you were spraying.

 

[Teresa]

I'm getting my new chainsaw today. With a hockey mask, I could scare those pottery thieves straight in no time.

On the subject or a little off about the pepper spray, my mom tested hers by spraying it, in the wind. Don't do that. And one of my oldest friends got a taser to keep in her purse. She went to answer her phone the other morning and tased herself. No lie

this entire post is hilarious!