Spring Break

[ktschris]

My huge Italian family is full of older folks who love to tell about their bodily functions, especially health problems, etc. It makes for lovely conversation.

I'm right there with you. But do the stories sound something like this: ...I noticed this growth on Tuesday, I was eating my oatmeal, I always have my oatmeal on tuesday....no wait, it must have been wednesday because in the sunday paper I saw grapes were on sale at shop and save and I have to wait to wednesday to get the senior discount, yes, so I notice this on wednesday, or was it thursday, I was having green beans.........

 

[steel1man]

I'm right there with you. But do the stories sound something like this: ...I noticed this growth on Tuesday, I was eating my oatmeal, I always have my oatmeal on tuesday....no wait, it must have been wednesday because in the sunday paper I saw grapes were on sale at shop and save and I have to wait to wednesday to get the senior discount, yes, so I notice this on wednesday, or was it thursday, I was having green beans.........

now these are real spring break issues.