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Well, as long as it is for a good cause, and helps me get faster Facebook connection, I'm all for it...:blink:
 
They don't get to touch any of my other fluids, right?
 
That's up to you. The advantage is that if you have cottonmouth you can use any body fluid. Fingerprints are so 21st century and they require the use of your hands. With fluimetrics, you can open locked doors just by spitting, even while carrying bags of groceries. You can even have your photo (spitting image) pop up on a monitor.
 
I'm gonna start paying more attention to whom I kiss... I just don't know where my spit is going anymore...:blink:
 
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