daily quote

[Leader of the Banned]

If you can't score a ten, you could settle for a pair of twos and a six pack.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Well done is better than well said.
Benjamin Franklin

Not if you're commanding your nation's nuclear defense ballistic missile system through voice commands.

 

[Bob]

Our freedom can be measured by the number of things we can walk away from- Vernon Howard

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Our freedom can be measured by the number of things we can walk away from- Vernon Howard

If I get control of all the vices, delicious junk food, booze, rock n roll, sex, drugs, bacon, and puppy dogs, I rule the world.

 

[Lake View Too]

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...unless you are at a funeral...
-Somebody on the internet

 

[Bob]

If I get control of all the vices, delicious junk food, booze, rock n roll, sex, drugs, bacon, and puppy dogs, I rule the world.

sex and bacon?

 

[Lake View Too]

sex and bacon?

I've always had a hard time controlling bacon and sex at the same time.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

sex and bacon?

Indeed, but a little redundant I suppose.

 

[Bob]

Forgotten is forgiven -F. Scott Fitzgerald

 

[Leader of the Banned]

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing...unless you are at a funeral...
-Somebody on the internet

When someone says to me "I'm so sorry for your loss", I always say, "It's alright, just don't let it happen again".