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You eat fish on a dish with cream cheese and lox in a box with a fox in a cute little flat where the cat in the hat had a spat with a bat in the dark and some fellow named Clark and a punk named Yunk tried to sell you some junk from the back of their trunk.
"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I
supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it
thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's
gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a
combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
―Cave Johnson