100 Best Movie Lines in 200 seconds

[Carol G]

That was fun... but (and I don't mean to piddle on anyone's cornflakes here) it is disappointing that only 10 out of 100 are said by women. I am getting so weary of Hollywood's masculine bias... just my $.02, carry on...

 

[Will B]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner"

Coincidentally, also voted a while back as the single worst movie line of all times!

 

[DD]

Coincidentally, also voted a while back as the single worst movie line of all times!

Awww...who cares?

 

[30ashopper]

They missed "If it bleeds, we can kill it." and "Khaaaaaan!" ! No self respecting sci fi fan put that together!

 

[Yarmap]

How about Bette Davis -----'What a dump" & " I'd like to kiss you but I just washed my hair ".

 

[Will B]

Another Bette...Bette Midler...her movie, anyway. Danny Devito had the best line in Ruthless People...
"Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right now, my d**k's in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when I'm done?"

I've had opportunity to use that a few times in my past!

 

[DD]

They missed "If it bleeds, we can kill it." and "Khaaaaaan!" ! No self respecting sci fi fan put that together!

How about Bette Davis -----'What a dump" & " I'd like to kiss you but I just washed my hair ".

Another Bette...Bette Midler...her movie, anyway. Danny Devito had the best line in Ruthless People...
"Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right now, my d**k's in her mouth. How about if I have her call you back later when I'm done?"

I've had opportunity to use that a few times in my past!

Maybe they'll come out with Vol. II in the future.
Hey, SC, I sooo thought of you last night when I was watching Dirty Dancing!

 

[MaryAnne]

"I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies."

 

[SlowMovin]

Prince John: A knife! He's got a knife!
Eleanor: Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!

From "The Lion in Winter" which, coincidentally comes on at 4:30 (central time) on TCM today. Katherine Hepburn's delivery is what makes the line so funny to me.

 

[SlowMovin]

Dutton Peabody: Give me a drink.
Tom Doniphon: Bar's closed.
Dutton Peabody: Just a beer!
Tom Doniphon: The bar's closed.
Dutton Peabody: A beer's not drinking!

From "The Who Shot Liberty Valance" which, also comes on TCM today (at 2:15 central).

I think that's enough TCM promotion for one day.