$30,000 haiku in you?

[Kurt]

Bags do fly free now
Bubba pays forty nine bucks
No cash for return

 

[Kurt]

Turbulence adds fun
Two inside red occupied
Dude wrong underwear

 

[BeachSiO2]

Kurt, I likey dem but the first one has a little extra in line 3.

 

[Jdarg]

I am really looking forward to reading this thread with my coffee tomorrow...

 

[BeachSiO2]

Rockin' no knockin'
Port o let experienced
This ole bag ain't free

 

[CastlesOfSand]

I love you baby!
Let's make it official now!
Mile High club, we're in!

or

I love you darling
Let's sneak away, disappear
Southwest flies sowal!

LOL this could go on and on........